"A little nervous breakdown can really work wonders for a girl."

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  • Question: do you use a loofah? - oh--what
  • Answer:

    No, because unlike you I do not have ugly crusty feet that need a rock scraped against them until they are baby butt smooth. You know Yvoooooone, maybe if you were not so short, you would not have this problem. I’m not sure why this is, but lets face it, you are 4 feet tall and have crust feet. I am five foot eleven and have the feet of gods. There has to be some sort of connection! 

  • Question: Wat is covalent bond - oh--what
  • Answer:

    Dearest chemistry buddy,

    A covalent bond is a bond where two nonmetals love each other so so so much that they HAVE to share their electrons! But sometimes, these once happy couples cannot get over their differences (ie they are not the same element) and pull at the electrons, but someone always ends up not getting to hold their electrons close at night (ie the electrons spend more time with the other element). These tears in the fabric of their relationship leads to horrible things such as POLARITY. and DIPOL MOMENTS. Oh dear, thats when you have have to get a couples counselor involved…. Poor electrons, they live in a household where the parents constantly fight and bicker over them. May we all have a moment of silence for the electrons living is broken homes.

ladywithhat:

ahahahah

ladywithhat:

ahahahah

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182secondstomars:

hi this man’s attractive 

182secondstomars:

hi this man’s attractive 

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son-of-a-bitch-in-impala:

UNGH! Sexual frustration 100 %

son-of-a-bitch-in-impala:

UNGH! Sexual frustration 100 %

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joyceoctobersky:

@ Pinkpop 2012. Awesome performance!!

joyceoctobersky:

@ Pinkpop 2012. Awesome performance!!

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saratorius:

I wish!

saratorius:

I wish!

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fiore-rosso:

antoni vida.

fiore-rosso:

antoni vida.

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